The Edwards Crew: Can I have a tree house?

Carson - "Mom can we build a tree house?"

Me - "Well probably not in our duplex.. Why?

Carson - "When I have my tree house then I can make my own rules..."

Me - "What rules would you have?"

Carson - "I could burp in my tree house."

Toddler Comic Relief

I just want to say that this was inspired by an old roommate, I was laughing so hard reading the funny things her little boy says.
-"Mom, my mosquito bites look like my nipples." Carson (Aug. 2010)
-Brady and I were being lazy and just laying in bed this morning when Carson walked in announced "Dad I'm getting hair right here just like you!" He was pointing to his upper lip... he just can't wait to be like his dad. (April 09)
-"It's not exciting to have another boy, it's exciting to have another girl." (Jan. 09)
-As I put Carson down to bed I always ask him who he would like to say the prayer which he usually says mom, but last night I asked him and he said "I will say it for you tonight because you are sick." It was pretty sweet. (Jan. 09)
-Yesterday, Carson and I made cookies. He had already had 2 today when he asked for another one. I told him no because I wanted him to eat a good lunch. This conversation was going on while I talked to my mom on the phone so I was rather distracted. I enter the kitchen and found Carson standing next to the counter with the cookies and a hand behind his back. I asked him to show me his hands and he said "no" so I said, "Carson if you take a cookie you will have to sit in time out." I left the room and I heard the cookie clunk back on the plate. I was telling my mom that he had put the cookie back and my mom told me to tell Carson the she thought he was a good boy. I did and this was his reply, "I don't want to be good, I just want a cookie."
(Dec. 08)
-Carson told me that while they were at the gym child care a girl had called his baby (Wyatt) stupid. He said "It made me mad. Next time we go to the gym I'm going to call her a boy."
(Oct. 08)
-Eww, I'm not sweety! I'm Carson.
(oct. 08)
-Mom just get me some sugar.
(oct.08)
-I don't always like making my bed everyday.
(sept. 08)
-MOM?? Whats growing in my dooga (belly button)? I think it's wiggles.
(sept. 08)
-Oh my cow, mom!
(aug. 08)
-It's hard to be 3, I want to be 2.
(march 08)

The Edwards Crew

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Can I have a tree house?

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